Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
30-04-2022, 16:41
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Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
Neil Parish: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/7...cc6a43333ed226
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Neil Parish has resigned after being publicly outed as the Tory MP accused of watching pornography in the House of Commons chamber.
The MP, 65, admitted to watching X-rated content twice, describing his actions as a “moment of madness” and something he was “not proud” of doing.
Parish added that the first time had been accidental after he was looking at tractors on his phone, but the second time had been deliberate.
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30-04-2022, 17:17
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Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
To spend more time with his tractor?
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30-04-2022, 17:21
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Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
I've just spent 5 minutes searching Google Images for 'John Deere' . . .
pretty bleak to be honest, nothing worth accidentally looking again 
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30-04-2022, 17:29
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Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
Moment of madness? 
More like a session of self indulgence.
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30-04-2022, 17:37
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Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
Darn it, was looking forward to 50 shades of Sue Grey and how the porn, like the cake ambushed him or he's furious no one told him it was porn, that type of thing
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30-04-2022, 18:04
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Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
I hear he's an ex-tractor fan.
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30-04-2022, 18:26
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Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
Best line on this was the Metro's headline which said he was watching porn during a mass debate in Parliament. 
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30-04-2022, 18:34
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Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
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Originally Posted by Chris
To spend more time with his tractor?
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Brings a whole new meaning to "spanking the Massey"…
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Last edited by Hugh; 30-04-2022 at 19:47.
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30-04-2022, 19:42
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Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
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[img]Download Failed (1)[/img]
Brings a whole new meaning to "spanking the Massey"…
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So now I'm left trying to imagine what the failed download showed.
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30-04-2022, 19:44
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Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
The real story here is why are these women looking at his phone screen, nosey gits.
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30-04-2022, 19:57
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30-04-2022, 21:12
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Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
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Originally Posted by papa smurf
The real story here is why are these women looking at his phone screen, nosey gits.
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we all know you never say that if it was a other than a tory MP he did desent thing and resign pity the law breaker won't
Last edited by Dave42; 30-04-2022 at 21:56.
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30-04-2022, 21:18
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Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
Tractors do it for me, don't know about anyone else?
It all reminds me of this Little Britain sketch : - https://youtu.be/REpNTi-9oRQ
Comedy has become reality with this Govt.
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01-05-2022, 15:02
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Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
Shouldn’t Rayner now need to take care that her indecent escapade doesn’t give her similar grief.
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01-05-2022, 15:44
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Re: Tory MP in Commons porn row resigns
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Shouldn’t Rayner now need to take care that her indecent escapade doesn’t give her similar grief.
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Eh?
Care to clarify?
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