06-12-2021, 01:31
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I read some of the jokes on this thread 
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07-12-2021, 08:50
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#1862
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Re: Jokes Thread
How does Good King Wenceslas like his Pizza?
Deep Pan Crisp and Even.
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07-12-2021, 17:46
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Re: Jokes Thread
While shepherds washed their socks by night, all using Fairy Snow.
The angel of the Lord came down and said I use Omo.
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08-12-2021, 02:24
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Re: Jokes Thread
While Shepherds washed their socks by all night all watching ITV,
The Angel of the Lord came down and switched to BBC.
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08-12-2021, 12:36
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Re: Jokes Thread
While Shepherds watched TV at night and paid the license fee
The spirit of OB appeared, and said 'get with it, stream'
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08-12-2021, 13:18
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Re: Jokes Thread
While Shepards watched their turnip tops all cooking in a pot
The Angel of the lord came down and scoffed the fecking lot
---------- Post added at 13:18 ---------- Previous post was at 13:17 ----------
While shepherds watched their flocks by night all seated on a bank
An angel who was bored came down and taught them how to... (from The Vicar of Dibley)
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28-12-2021, 21:06
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Re: Jokes Thread
Just got back from the ER and I'd like to reassure you guys that I'll be all right after a couple of days on pain relief.
But I just thought I'd warn you that the Dyson ball cleaner is really misleadingly named.
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30-06-2022, 14:09
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Re: Jokes Thread
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30-06-2022, 18:45
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Re: Jokes Thread
Ummm 
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30-06-2022, 19:27
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Re: Jokes Thread
I don't get it either?
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30-06-2022, 19:36
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Re: Jokes Thread
Try saying "red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry".
It’s a tongue-twister, so not easy to say…
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30-06-2022, 20:01
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Re: Jokes Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh
Try saying "red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry".
It’s a tongue-twister, so not easy to say…
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If you have to explain it....... 
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30-06-2022, 20:39
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Re: Jokes Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh
Try saying "red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry".
It’s a tongue-twister, so not easy to say…
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And you don't think they realised that?...
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30-06-2022, 22:34
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Re: Jokes Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by pip08456
And you don't think they realised that?...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SnoopZ
I don't get it either?
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04-08-2022, 18:51
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Re: Jokes Thread
One for Russ…
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