05-10-2005, 19:26
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#946
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Re: [merged] Funny pictures & signs
Goldoni,
Where did you get that NTL post project review from! It is confidential and should not have left NTL offices.
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08-10-2005, 01:49
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#947
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Leeds
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Re: [merged] Funny pictures & signs
- Good morning. Technical Support. Mark speaking. How may I help you?
- Uhhh. Hello?
- Hello! Technical Support, how can I help?
- Is that Technical Support?
- <Sigh.> Yes, it is sir.
- Can you help me?
- I'll try!
- Do you remember me? I had a computer that wouldn't do anything.
- How could I forget? You're Mr Entwhistle. Your computer froze, we sorted it out and I suggested you use a fire wall.
- That's right. Do you remember me?
- Of course I do Sir! (Through tightly gritted teeth.) I still have the nightmares.
- I decided to take a bit of a short cut.
(Sound of head banging against desk and muffled groaning)
- W...what sort of short cut, Mr Entwhistle?
- Well you see, I figured that if the computer was frozen, and I needed a fire wall...
- Yeees?
- I figured if I got the firewall, that might unfreeze the computer.
- No Mr Entlistle, it doesn't work like that...
- But I wasn't sure about the firewall, so I used the next best thing.
- Eh?
- The next best thing. Me electric fire...
(Muffled sobbing)
- Hello?
- (Resigned.) Yes Mr Entwhistle... What happened then?
- I think it worked a bit too well...
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08-10-2005, 02:04
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#948
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Re: [merged] Funny pictures & signs
LMAO Good one!!!!
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08-10-2005, 02:48
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#949
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Re: [merged] Funny pictures & signs
Well it still runs?
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08-10-2005, 04:42
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#950
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Re: [merged] Funny pictures & signs
Is that your instructors car after you have been on your lesson Saxo lmao
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08-10-2005, 08:47
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#951
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Re: [merged] Funny pictures & signs
MMMmmm
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08-10-2005, 14:30
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#952
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Re: [merged] Funny pictures & signs
After careful choice, the cheifs of F1 decided to remove half the car, and let the drivers push them around the track instead.
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08-10-2005, 14:38
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#953
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Re: [merged] Funny pictures & signs
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saxodriver
After careful choice, the cheifs of F1 decided to remove half the car, and let the drivers push them around the track instead.
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Nah mate, that's a TV repeat of the Bedrock Grand Prix
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08-10-2005, 14:59
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#954
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Re: [merged] Funny pictures & signs
Errrrmmmm
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08-10-2005, 15:05
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#955
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wife took control
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Re: [merged] Funny pictures & signs
I want one
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08-10-2005, 15:18
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#956
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Re: [merged] Funny pictures & signs
Well it still works part2
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08-10-2005, 20:11
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#957
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Re: [merged] Funny pictures & signs
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saxodriver
Errrrmmmm
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I actually quite like the first one, its a little odd but I would bet its pretty practical for anyone who goes diving/camping etc but doesnt want a conventional vehicle. It reminds me of the nissan 4x4 (the warrior I think) but obviously much lower to the ground.
I dont get whats wrong with the second one?? Is it because its all chavved up?
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08-10-2005, 20:38
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#958
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 7,737
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Re: [Merged] Funny pictures & signs
The second one is a Nissan Skyline GTR, a great sports car... made into a estate... the person who made that should be shot.
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09-10-2005, 20:22
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#959
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Re: [Merged] Funny pictures & signs
There's a sign near where I am with some bits scratched off.
I get childish titters sometimes when I walk past it.
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10-10-2005, 16:54
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Re: [Merged] Funny pictures & signs
Obessessed? Nah!
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