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Old 06-12-2021, 01:31   #1861
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Old 07-12-2021, 08:50   #1862
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How does Good King Wenceslas like his Pizza?

Deep Pan Crisp and Even.
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Old 07-12-2021, 17:46   #1863
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While shepherds washed their socks by night, all using Fairy Snow.
The angel of the Lord came down and said I use Omo.
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Old 08-12-2021, 02:24   #1864
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While Shepherds washed their socks by all night all watching ITV,
The Angel of the Lord came down and switched to BBC.
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Old 08-12-2021, 12:36   #1865
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While Shepherds watched TV at night and paid the license fee
The spirit of OB appeared, and said 'get with it, stream'
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Old 08-12-2021, 13:18   #1866
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While Shepards watched their turnip tops all cooking in a pot
The Angel of the lord came down and scoffed the fecking lot

---------- Post added at 13:18 ---------- Previous post was at 13:17 ----------

While shepherds watched their flocks by night all seated on a bank
An angel who was bored came down and taught them how to... (from The Vicar of Dibley)
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Old 28-12-2021, 21:06   #1867
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Just got back from the ER and I'd like to reassure you guys that I'll be all right after a couple of days on pain relief.

But I just thought I'd warn you that the Dyson ball cleaner is really misleadingly named.
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Old 30-06-2022, 14:09   #1868
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Old 30-06-2022, 18:45   #1869
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Old 30-06-2022, 19:27   #1870
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I don't get it either?
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Old 30-06-2022, 19:36   #1871
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Try saying "red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry".

It’s a tongue-twister, so not easy to say…
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Old 30-06-2022, 20:01   #1872
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Try saying "red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry".

It’s a tongue-twister, so not easy to say…
If you have to explain it.......
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Old 30-06-2022, 20:39   #1873
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Try saying "red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry".

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And you don't think they realised that?...
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Old 30-06-2022, 22:34   #1874
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One for Russ…

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