Rate the last movie you saw

[Graham]

Dungeons and Dragons.

Oh dear, oh dear oh dear...!

"I'm the handsome All-American Boy who is brave, noble, wise and is obviously going to save the day".

"I'm the loud irritating clumsy black guy who is obviously the comic relief and am probably going to die before the end of the film."

"I'm the plain girl who wears glasses who is actually going to turn out to be rather good looking after all and I hate the hero, so obviously I'm going to fall in love with him."

"I'm the well-known British actor, so obviously I'm the villain and I'm not going to take this film seriously, so I'm going to camp things up"

"I'm the Princess who believes in Truth, Justice, Freedom and Mom's Apple Pie, and am going to win and bring everyone into a new era of democracy."

Etc etc etc...

(Oh and "I'm the Director of this film, I have no shame!")

3/10 and only because the effects were pretty good.

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Thunderbirds.

I could probably transplant several of the cliches from above straight into this review...!!

Alternatively: How the Americans manage to take something well loved from Britain and turn it into a piece of tedious and mindless crap!

About the only good bit in the film was a neat little nod towards the original series.

Remember when they'd show a puppet trying to manipulate an object etc and they'd switch to a close up of a real pair of hands? Well in this one, they show the real actors in Thunderbird One, then cut to a close up of a puppet hand *with strings* pushing the throttles!

2/10

[dilli-theclaw]

Species - 7/10
Species II - 7/10
Species III - 4/10
Zardoz - 5/10 (odd but good)
Outland - 6/10
Screamers - 6/10

Oh - and reign of fire - I nearly forgot I watched this last week - fortunately - 1/10...

[Tezcatlipoca]

Shrek 2 -


Excellent. 9/10



Master & Commander -

Some good bits, some really boring bits

6/10.


The Interpreter -


Hadn't heard anything about this before I saw it, but it turned out to be quite good.


Well acted & well paced thriller. 7/10

[sir_drinks_alot]

Wolf Creek gold star

this is some Scary **** it will destroy your nervous system it's that good.
Slow to start but ones it gets going oh boy the terror never lets up.

[pedantic]

Phantoms 7/10 - Ben Affleck and Peter O'Toole star in this better than I thought it would be horror. Better than some of the recent films I've watched and deffo worth a watch. Good Film

The Final Cut 7/10 - Robin Williams stars in this sci-fi/fantasy thriller. Good plot, and makes you really think about what future technology could hold in store for everyone. Would you really want people to replay your life ? Not sure I would like my family seeing every detail of what I got up to during my lifetime Good Film

Regards.

[humphreys barmy]

What's anyones thoughts on Green Street ? Personally thought it was great.

[sir_drinks_alot]

Originally Posted by humphreys barmy

What's anyones thoughts on Green Street ? Personally thought it was great.

this is one of the best movies i've seen an age

[cnewton2k]

The Exorcism of Emily RoseFab film very moving and very strange, tis a must see, makes u think long and hard on what is real

Cinema recently:

Bewitched - 0/10
Herbie Fully loaded - 0/10


DVD:
Ring 2 - 1/10 about as scary as jackanory
Lost boys - 9/10

[sir_drinks_alot]

I love blood and gore movies ones where there's a very high body count.
People pleading for there life ! just as the victim thinks thay are safe
BOOOOO the killer get than cuting tham down in the bloodiest way possible


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Martin]

Originally Posted by sir_drinks_alot

I love blood and gore movies ones where there's a very high body count.
People pleading for there life ! just as the victim thinks thay are safe
BOOOOO the killer get than cuting tham down in the bloodiest way possible


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hmmm I'm starting to see a pattern....

5% man. 95% Psycho

Very worrying!!!

[sir_drinks_alot]

Originally Posted by Martin

Hmmm I'm starting to see a pattern....



Very worrying!!!

Some say am ted bundy in his pre serial killer days

Moving on anyone seen The Descent it's one deep movie.

[Martin]

Originally Posted by sir_drinks_alot

Some say I'm ted bundy in his pre serial killer days

Hmmmmmm Sooooo glad we live hundreds of miles apart!

[sir_drinks_alot]

Originally Posted by Martin

Hmmmmmm Sooooo glad we live hundreds of miles apart!

Ah but you never know when i may pop up martin. my wife never Dose.

Originally Posted by sir_drinks_alot

Ah but you never know when i may pop up martin. my wife never Dose.

shouldn't that be in a thread of its own