Re: Jokes Thread
Larry goes out bear hunting one day.
He sees a brown bear and he shoots at it - Bang! It's dead.
Suddenly, there's a tap on his shoulder - he turns around, there's this big black bear standing there.
"That bear was my cousin. I'll give you a choice. I can kill you or I can sodomize you."
Larry thinks and thinks - finally, reluctantly, he decides he doesn't want to die; so, the black bear enthusiastically sodomizes him and then leaves.
A year later, when his wounds are healed, Larry goes back into the woods seeking revenge.
He tracks down the black bear, takes aim and shoots - Bang! It's dead.
Immediately, there's a tap on his shoulder, he turns around - there's this big grizzly bear standing there.
"That bear was my cousin. I'll give you a choice. I can kill you or I can sodomize you."
Larry thinks and thinks - reluctantly, he decides he doesn't want to die. So the grizzly bear enthusiastically sodomizes him and then leaves.
A year later, when his wounds are healed, the man goes back into the woods seeking revenge.
He tracks down the grizzly bear, takes aim and shoots - Bang! It's dead.
Immediately, there's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and there's a humongus polar bear standing there.
"Let's face it, Larry. You're not here for the hunting, are you?"
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