Short story
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.
The short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery.
There was only one A+ paper in the entire class. Below is the A+ short story:
Good God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it.
Well I thought it was funny, ok I'll get me coat.