Re: The Joke Thread (Part 2)
If you don't know where you want to go, we'll make sure you get taken." -- Japanese translation of Microsoft's slogan
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
"Data, data everywhere, but not one drop that helps you think."
"Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
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Step by step, walk the thousand mile road...
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