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Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"

Man - "I've got an orange willy!"


Doc - "What?"

Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."


Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?"

Man - "Not really"


Doc - "What about stress at work?"


Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"

Doc - "That sounds very stressful."


Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salaryand I feel really appreciated"

Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life?"


Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and put me down every chance she got."

Doc - "That sounds stressful"

Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier."


Doc - "I see, what about your social life?"

Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."


Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"


Man - "Watch porn and eat Wotsits."