Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.
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Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
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Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.
(I just know I'm going to suffer for these jokes!
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Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
