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Re: [Merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2)
Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
- Weightlifting commentator: †œThis is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.ââ‚ ‚¬Ã‚ÂÂ
- Dressage commentator: †œThis is a really lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.ââ‚à ‚¬Ã‚ÂÂ
- Paul Hamm, Gymnast: †œI owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and farther.ââ‚ ‚¬Ã‚ÂÂ
- Boxing Analyst: †œSure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.ââ‚ ‚¬Ã‚ÂÂ
- Softball Announcer: †œIf history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šà ¬Ã‚ÂÂ
- Basketball analyst: †œHe dribbles a lot and the opposition doesnÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šà ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šà ¬Ã‚ÂÂ
- At the rowing medal ceremony: †œAh, isnââ‚ ¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šà ¬Ã‚ÂÂ
- Soccer commentator: †œJulian Dicks is everywhere. Itâ₠¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢s like theyââ‚ ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢ve got eleven Dicks on the field.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šà ¬Ã‚ÂÂ
- Tennis Commentator: †œOne of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses themââ‚ ¬Ã‚¦Oh my God, what have I just said?ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šà ¬Ã‚ÂÂ
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