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MovedGoalPosts · 14-10-2005, 01:37

2 statues in a park, one male and the other female and they have been giving visitors pleasure over a number of decades.

one day god decides one day that they deserve to be rewarded and that the reward would be one hour of life that evening - when the park closes and the last of the public have left, the two statues come alive.

sure enough they come alive and they hold hands and run to the nearest bush. the park is quiet and the only noise to be heard is the moans and groans of the two behind the bushes!

some 30 mins later they reappear looking flushed and excited. The female looks at the clock standing at the gates and says "we still have 30 mins left, do you want to do it again?" the male replies "yes but this time you hold the damn pigeons down and I will s*** on them!"

14-10-2005, 01:37	#299
MovedGoalPosts Inactive Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 127.0.0.1 Age: 60 Posts: 15,868	Re: [Merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2) 2 statues in a park, one male and the other female and they have been giving visitors pleasure over a number of decades. one day god decides one day that they deserve to be rewarded and that the reward would be one hour of life that evening - when the park closes and the last of the public have left, the two statues come alive. sure enough they come alive and they hold hands and run to the nearest bush. the park is quiet and the only noise to be heard is the moans and groans of the two behind the bushes! some 30 mins later they reappear looking flushed and excited. The female looks at the clock standing at the gates and says "we still have 30 mins left, do you want to do it again?" the male replies "yes but this time you hold the damn pigeons down and I will s*** on them!"