Next door-but-one's friggin dog. I swear it can't MOVE without yapping. It craps, it yaps, it breathes, it yaps, it yaps in it's sleep, it yaps between yaps, a flea farts, it yaps. It yaps at it's owners, it yaps at the wind, it yaps at the rain, it yaps at itself yapping. Godforsaken piece of s**t thing. Anyone know where I can buy some Rabies?
I'm a cat person.