Two guys were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated a few stools up began to choke on a piece of hamburger. She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.
One said to the other, 'That there gal is having a bad time!'
The other agreed and said, 'Think we should go help?
'You bet,' said the first, and with that he ran over and asked, 'Can you breathe?'
She shook her head, 'No!'
He said, 'Can you speak?'
She again shook her head, 'No!'
With that, he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt. So shocked was the young lady that she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.
Back to his friend, he said, 'Funny how that Hind Lick Manoeuver always works!'
