[Orior]

A Kerry sheep farmer is walking across his fields when he comes upon an English hiker lying down on his belly beside a river/stream. He has one hand on the bank and with the other hand he is scooping water up and drinking it. The farmer says:

Na bi ag ol an uisce seo as an abhainn seo, ta siad a lan .... (stop drinking that water it is full of sheep shoite)

And the English man says " I say old boy, could you repeat that in the Queens English"

And the old farmer said: "Ah I was just saying there that if you cup both hands together you will be able to swallow a lot more"