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26-06-2007, 12:01

YOUNGEST SON ASKED HIS FATHER: "Daddy what is the difference between "potential" and "reality"?
Dad:"I will show you", Dad turned to his wife and
ask her: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 Million Dollars?"
Wife answers: "Yes of Course! I would never waste such an opportunity to be a millionaire"
Then Dad asked his daughter if she would sleep with Will Smith for 2 Million dollars?
Daughter: "Wow! Yes Yes! I will that's my fantasy"
So Dad turned to his elder son and asks him:"Son, will you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 Million dollars?"
Elder Son replied: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what Icould do with 1 Million dollars, I would never hesitate!"
So the Father turns to his younger son and says: "You see son, POTENTIALLY we are sitting on 4 Million dollars, But in REALITY we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!"

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zing_deleted Guest Posts: n/a	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread YOUNGEST SON ASKED HIS FATHER: "Daddy what is the difference between "potential" and "reality"? Dad:"I will show you", Dad turned to his wife and ask her: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 Million Dollars?" Wife answers: "Yes of Course! I would never waste such an opportunity to be a millionaire" Then Dad asked his daughter if she would sleep with Will Smith for 2 Million dollars? Daughter: "Wow! Yes Yes! I will that's my fantasy" So Dad turned to his elder son and asks him:"Son, will you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 Million dollars?" Elder Son replied: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what Icould do with 1 Million dollars, I would never hesitate!" So the Father turns to his younger son and says: "You see son, POTENTIALLY we are sitting on 4 Million dollars, But in REALITY we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!"