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the great pretender and the rush of euphoria I mean laura 22.07.16

just like Freddie
hugie is a great pretender
he can switch when ready
but his genuine side makes him so tender.
real lovely and gentle
with no nastiness or bitter
classic was the hughbert rental
around him is glowing glitter.
the task made him chuckle
going into character cause a smirk
how he did not buckle
its he great pretender perk.
andy is my gold
Friday was a great eviction
the rush of euphoria was so bold
because laura leaving left no friction.

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awards ceremony - do I dissevered one ? 24.07.16

welcome to my award ceremony
get ready to clap
this is deadly serious and no pony
I will end with me winning for being crap.
the first award is for embarrassing
it did drop evelyn off a cliff
for hugie not winning me this is harassing
classic was his pool entry knout for evelyn sitting on stiff.
onto a award for the rant
OMG jane is sticking
in rage she made me pant
why did all insist on ass licking.
I am not one to bitch
if you say I am I will do you for slander
one is not educated or rich
I just will use sarcasm and propaganda.
this award is well deserved
coming at you from the ghetto
being 2 faced was not reserved
forget MJ and play the one cornetto.
andy reserves the gold medallion
like the whole show it would leave me grinning
tactically and prouder then a stallion
he thought the prize was better t wining.
onto the last award
it flows better then a tap
no one else will so I have to self reward
I get it for writing poetry that is crap.

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Ummmm ??

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whilst I appreciate good poems and rhymes there are a lot of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in there which makes me think that you are not as much of a literary scholar as you make out to be.

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never said I was and I no for a fact I won't ever be.

its just a expression on how I saw last nights bb. :angel:

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I can't believe that crap is still on tv

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it must have been something special if you felt compelled to sign up to an IT centric forum and find the tv section. I have been a member for 8 years and only discovered it recently :)

me neither, I think it started around 1998/99 so it must have been going for nearly 16 years now. More importantly, what happened to the swear filter? :p:

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While I did watch and like the first two series I gave up after that - still, each to their own I guess.

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C4 did the right thing, and killed it, then the dimwits at C5 revived it. :td:

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something to help pass 1 hour a day - relax you lot.

just heard biggins going in CBB on Thursday OMG.

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I think you'll find that we have become bored by BB.

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well I am watching it alone then :confused:

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you sure are

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you won't even have a peep ?:angel: