How many forum members to change a lightbulb?
How many online forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers. 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames. 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as fools. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp". 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct. 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy". 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped. 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group. 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's. 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group. 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too". 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three". 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 44 to ask what is a "FAQ". 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs". 17 to post links to youtube videos that show people changing light blubs. 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 9 Years from now and start it all over again.... ---------- Post added at 08:46 ---------- Previous post was at 08:45 ---------- Quote:
Here's looking at you Dude111 :D |
Re: How many forum members to change a lightbulb?
:D I can certainly identify a forum member(s) for every different scenario. Thanks for the 'Lightbulb Moment' Halcyon.
As far as the last category, I just hope I'm still around to see that prediction come true. <<hugs to Dude>> |
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Is was wondering how you change a light bulb while being online in the forum .... seems like it would be a bit tricky. :)
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Still only one though innit hahaha
How many online forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. |
Re: How many forum members to change a lightbulb?
I'm sure this was originally posted about 15 years ago. :D
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Hehe I like this thread!!
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Re: How many forum members to change a lightbulb?
Light bulbs!! Even the oil lamp is too modern, candles are the only TRUE light source and only those made of bees wax.
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In that case should we be asking how many bees do we need to make a candle? |
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1 that is offended because the lightbulb was not asked if it wanted to be changed.
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As a programmer I would say that the light bulb over my desk works fine. :D
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