In an odd paradox yes we'll thank you too because that game was the motivation for United to step it up a gear and went on a mad unbeated spree (which, in a season is what Wenger thinks Arsenal can do) to win the league.

Massimo Macaroni scored 9 goals in the 2002/2003 premiership, and he was dropped for a good few months.

does that answer your question?


In reply to Russ, yes it did seem the boro gave UTD a kick up the arse.
Boro almost managed a season unbeaten at home, our priority is to get the riverside back to a place other teams hate playing in. used to be known as Fortress riverside because it was difficult for teams to get a win there.
Boro may not be a huge team, they may not have 25 goals a season players, what we do have is a team that are hungry, a chairman thats a huge fan, and the financial situation to get us higher and higher in the league.
Once the Boro win a trophy the team wil change and we will be up there qualifying for europe.

So am I....:confused: :blush:

Curse late night drinking. :D

Anyway, how much would we have to pay AF not to chew gum in that disgusting fashion all game? ;)

heh, I look forward to the time when AF jaw locks up and his team playin' terrible (it does happen) and he can't bellow for peanuts and loses lol.......

Yep it does.

Diego Forlan - 25 games - 17 as sub - 6 goals
Massimo Maccarone - 34 games - 8 as sub - 9 Goals

I know who i would rather have in my team.

OK is that the level you're decending to now?? Ha!!

So do i Massimo is going to be someone to watch :D :D :D

So's Forlan. joint leading scorer on United pre-season tour. (Even if he did have the miss of the decade).


Diego, Ooh-oh, he comes from Uruguay. He made the scousers cry! Diego, Ooh-oh!

Who put the ball in the scousers net?
Who put the ball in the scousers net?
Jerzy, Jerzy, Dudek.

Oh yeah and the boro have Osvaldo Giroldo Junior Juninho Paulista. :D

Q) What's the difference between Caprice and Man United's Goalie?

A) Caprice has only got 2 t*ts in front of her!



Q) What's the difference between a Hedgehog and Old Trafford?

A) A Hedgehog has the pr*cks on the outside!



TOP TIP FOR MAN UTD FANS:

Don't waste money on expensive new kits each season, simply strap a large inflatable penis to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support!

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Heskey is for Liverpool, so doesn't make him a good player ;) :D

but but but he must be good.... he plays for England :D

Whats wrong with Heskey? He's a strong player who can hold the ball up, thats whats required when teams play the long ball strategy.

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Q How many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A seven, one to change it, five to moan about it and Ferguson to say that if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. One asks which type of person is the best to operate on, instantly one surgeon states that it is Manchester United fan because they are heartless, spineless, gutless and also their heads and arses are interchangeable.

The Man Utd virus:

Your PC develops a disorder whereby the memory forgets everything before 1992.

The Man Utd shirt virus:

This one is especially hard to combat as it changes its format every three months.

The Phil Neville virus:

The lights on your PC are all on but nothing works
The Roy Keane virus:

Throws you out of windows.

The Bosnich virus:

Your PC won't save anything